Not only are rocks the new candy, they've got humor, too!
This t-shirt says «Solid as a Rock, Soft as a Sock», on printed white granite surface. When working with these textures, this texture stood out as a mix of something rock hard and soft as wool. It's pretty awesome!
Click the image for a better view. This tee also comes in a more neutral version with black borders. The shirt itself comes on various colors - have your pick!